Part III: Exhalation Protocol 🌬️

Step 7: Prepare for Release

Air has served its purpose. It's time to let it go, like your childhood dreams.

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Step 8: Push Gently or Forcefully

Some prefer a whisper. Others may like a trumpet blast. Both are valid forms of exhalation. Please avoid blowing out candles unintentionally (or intentionally if it's someone else's birthday).

Common Exhalation Noses:

Common Exhalation Mouths:

Step 9: Feel Oxygen Coming Out

Like your phone battery, oxygen is temporary. Feel and monitor with exaggerated concern.

╔════════════════════════════════════╗
║   OXYGEN LEVEL:  ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%    ║
║   BREATH STATUS: [ FULLY OXYGENATED ]║
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╔════════════════════════════════════╗
║   OXYGEN LEVEL:  ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 88%     ║
║   BREATH STATUS: [ DEEP EXHALE... ] ║
╚════════════════════════════════════╝
  

╔════════════════════════════════════╗
║   OXYGEN LEVEL:  ▓▓▓▓░░░░░░ 48%     ║
║   BREATH STATUS: [ LONG EXHALE... ]║
╚════════════════════════════════════╝
  

╔════════════════════════════════════╗
║   OXYGEN LEVEL:  ░░░░░░░░░░ 0%     ║
║   BREATH STATUS: [ OUT OF AIR! 💀 ]║
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Step 8: Collapse with Grace (Optional)

Your chest may sink. This is normal.
Your soul may leave your body. This is not.

    
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