If you're reading this, you probably don't have lungs.
    Maybe you're a ghost, a jellyfish, or a cloud of consciousness. That's okay.
    Breathing is more than just a physical act. It's a
    state of being.
  
    Close your... whatever you use to sense things.
    Feel the flow of universal energy moving through your... you-ness.
  
Imagine a breath. You don't need lungs to breathe in:
Simply intend to breathe. The universe understands.
    Let go. Of thoughts. Of form. Of fear.
    Breathe out everything you're not. Stay with what remains. 
    You are now breathing spiritually. Well done.
  
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